Posted in Holidays, Home, Pets

The Chiweenie Ate My Blistex and Other Strange Things From Yesterday

This month has been filled with depression for me. Excluding a few highlights, my son turning 16 for example, it’s been drab. However, yesterday was a real pip.

The day started out filled with physical, whole body pain. My ever faithful companions, Buster & Butter, were attached to my side all day. The funny things began almost immediately. I credit The Lord for knowing I needed a good, strong laugh yesterday. While I was attempting, futilely, to get housework done, I noticed the Chiweenie (Butter) was nowhere in sight. Butter is a hide-and-seek pro. My son & I called for her. Nothing. Finally, I resorted to asking, yes asking literally, Buster. If you ask him ‘Where’s the baby?’ or ‘Where’s the Chiweenie?’, he will find her, no matter what. So, I said, ‘Buster, where’s the baby?’

Immediately, he ran down the hall & stood at my son’s door. Hmm. Odd. No one was in there. I trust Buster so I went in. Turning on the light, I saw nothing. I said her name, she pops up from under the comforter, tail wagging, quite pleased. You’ve won hide-and-seek. Well played, Butter. Well played. The look on her face showed her glee.

I then went in search of my Blistex. Stupid winter chapped lips. I couldn’t find it. I knew where I’d left it. It has to be placed up high. Both dogs enjoy the scent of its orange/mango tube. Reluctantly, I sent a text to the hubs. Where’s my Blistex? A dramatic pause later led to a simple text: The Chiweenie ate the Blistex.

Apparently, when he woke up that morning, he took the dogs out and Butter came in first. While he was tending to Buster, she somehow, some way, launched herself onto the dresser and devoured said Blistex. When he came into the room, she had Blistex all over her face. None was ingested. It just ended up as a furry, Blistex face mask. Wow, just wow. We laughed until we cried. On the bright side, she smelled magnificent.

More doggie fun arrived along with USPS and an Amazon Prime box. This one is all Buster. Saturday night, my husband & I had chosen a few gifts for the pups for Christmas. We have a good grasp on what they prefer to play with. Mostly, they LOVE rubber chickens. We saw a multi-pack of chickens on Amazon and they arrived yesterday afternoon. My husband put the box with various other presents after having opened it. The dogs hadn’t seemed to pay much attention to the delivery.

After dinner, we were all sitting around and someone asked where Buster was. Right on cue, he marches out of the room with the bag of rubber chickens hanging from the corner of his mouth! A circus of running, Scooby Doo style, room after room chasing a dog carrying chickens ensued. Eventually, his plans were thwarted and the chickens were returned to their place. However, 15 minutes later he returned carrying the Prime box. Unfortunately, it didn’t make it. RIP Prime box. He ripped it to shreds as if some more chickens would appear.

We laughed all night. The look on his face was a mix of pride and a ornery grin. Maybe we should have written Do Not Open Until Christmas? Regardless, I know that these two are a gift from God. They make me laugh even when I don’t want to. They make me get out of my funk because they need me to. I love them so much!

Posted in Health, Home, Product Reviews

2018 Holiday Gift Guide: Stocking Stuffers from Mouthwatchers


What’s the age-old question that all ‘Santas’ face? What to put in those stockings! Different ages, different personalities, different preferences- there’s a lot to consider. But, what do they all have in common? Teeth. Santa and his parental helpers can provide a gift that keeps giving: a healthy mouth!

Our friends at Mouthwatchers make it super easy to fill those stockings.

Here’s all you need to know: NATURALLY ANTIMICROBIAL* BRISTLES For Better Health – Infused with silver to naturally eliminate 99.9% of bacteria that grows on the bristles within 6 hours!

FLOSSING BRISTLES™ – Dual-layered bristle structure provides superior cleaning: the inner bristles, thin as a human hair, gently brush away food and plaque in places other brushes miss while the outer thicker bristles ensure complete cleaning of gum and teeth.

SOFT LONG LASTING POLYESTER BRISTLES – Get up to one extra month worth of use thanks to the polyester better bending properties than nylon, used in most brushes on the market! (The ADA recommends changing your toothbrush every 3 months. The Doctor Plotka’s brush will last about 4!)

Dentist Developed – Dr. Ronald Plotka designed this innovative toothbrush as part of his thriving 40+ year Boston-based dental practice.

I can completely stand behind this product. It has been a huge game changer in our dental health. We’ve had 7 checkups since we began using Mouthwatchers and our son is still cavity-free. Since we first tried them, we’ve gotten spoiled. Other toothbrushes just don’t measure up. Brand does matter in brushes! When you find a product that is cost effective, great quality, and delivers proven results, you stick with it.

With all the food and sweets we all consume during the holidays, it’s a good idea to invest in new toothbrushes. Pick up some Mouthwatchers brushes, quality toothpaste and floss. Make those stockings a healthy treat this year. Once you’ve tried the Mouthwatchers brand, you won’t want any other toothbrush. We love them!

https://www.mouthwatchers.com/

*I received the aforementioned product in exchange for an honest review. All opinions are mine. 

Posted in Faith, Home

House Hunting: Uppity Realtors & Disappointments

We were all set to view houses tonight. I had talked with my mom about the two we were interested in. She had a good feeling about it. I usually go by her intuition on big matters. So, I had a positive outlook and a happy spirit. Both houses made my glad list. Either would have been okay with me. My husband would be the deciding factor, I’d determined.

But, alas, it was not to be…again. In regards to the first house, the folks selling it seemed to just not want to sell. They set obscure hours for potential buyers to view the house. Mainly, 12-2Pm during the week. My husband works. This was a problem. Besides, the realtor that was representing this house, was flighty and couldn’t remember anything like my name, the house’s address, etc. When I told her that those hours weren’t feasible, she sent me back an incoherent text. I replied with ‘Pardon?’. She blamed Siri! I didn’t text back.

Now, the second house was way more promising. Inside, it had an adorable, nostalgic feel. Walls were brick and wood, the kitchen was cozy, there was a basement. We were way more smitten with this one. So, I contacted the agent for the house. He was a young man, articulate, but, his company is known for providing upscale houses. That just isn’t me. I’m just a rural girl in a rural world. I love finer things, but, it’s not within our means to keep up with the Joneses.

So, he agreed to meet and it was scheduled for tonight. When I’d first spoken to him, he acted like this house was a thorn in his side that he wanted to be free from which made me hopeful that he’d be an ally. I inquired about a few things we’d noticed, for example, it was blatantly obvious that there had been a fire in the kitchen. I asked about the odor and whether it had spread. He said he was selling it for a man whose parents had died. They had a kitchen ‘mishap’. There was no odor but the kitchen needed ‘TLC’. Okay.

I hung up, info in hand, and called my husband. He informed me that he’d looked at the MLS and it listed that the home had no water. No water? In 2018? Alright? I figured it had to be an oversight. Nay. I texted the agent. He skeptically told me that there was a slim chance that public water was available but the well was not operable. Good grief! So, there is no water currently, the house has been vacant 3 years, kitchen was burnt & there’s a toilet missing. Holy cow!

Needless to say, if I had that much to invest in a home’s redo, I’d have been doing that here! Our current home has enough problems. I don’t need someone else’s. However, that’s not what upset me. It was the agent’s next few comments. He asked about pre-qualifying for a mortgage. I was honest. Our credit is stinky. We have collateral and a possible co-signer. He then asked about how much home we could afford. I gave him a number. I swear he choked. ‘Oh’ was his reply. Then, he abruptly said, he didn’t have anything for us and good luck.

Perhaps his business card should say ‘Only call me if you can afford a 250k house’. We’re not rich. Sorry, dude. I was aggravated & s bit humiliated. In all honesty, I cried. He doesn’t have to help us, but, to act put out because we aren’t in his tax bracket is unprofessional to say the least. So, I would never call this man again even if I came to win the Power Ball Lottery!

I called my mom and whined. We will continue looking and let God guide us.

Posted in Home, Parkinson's Disease

Parkinson’s Life Hacks #1

I hate to do linens. It’s just one of those little things in life that irks the snot out of me. When you have any sort of disability, from Parkinson’s to arthritis, housework can become ten times harder. I also hate asking for help. I don’t want to take advantage of my disability nor do I want to rely on others to do things for me (If I can help it, that is).

So, changing bed linens can be exasperating for me. My main complaint is the fitted sheet. Grrr! I could never seem to hook it properly or figure out which part was the top/bottom. Being short doesn’t help either. I have to be a contortionist to work out the sides! So, as I sat in the middle of the bed, frustrated and ready to cry, I decided to come up with a way to remember which side was up and such.

Trying to use my anger constructively, I spied a bottle of nail polish on a bedside table. AHA! After having figured out for 100% certain that the sheet was on properly, I marked the top, left hand corner with a slash of nail polish, underneath the elastic. The slash isn’t so big that one could see it if they weren’t looking for it.

It took about 20 minutes off my time. It was an easy fix to a big issue and made this aspect of housework a little easier.

Posted in Faith, Home

House Hunting Nightmares Pt. 1

Recently, my husband & I started batting around the idea of house hunting. Our home is old, has seen 3 sons raised, a dog, and more repairs than I can count. It’s almost become like putting a Band-Aid on a gunshot wound. My husband has always said it wasn’t going to last forever and we had to think about what we’ll do further down the road.
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Fine Arts Competition 2018

Saturday morning was one busy day! The annual PenDel Fine Arts competition Sectionals were held in Bethel Park, PA. It is an event held for 6th-12th graders, representing an Assembly of God Church.

For the last two years, our youngest son has competed in the Short Sermon category. Last year, he scored high enough to go on to the District Level Competition. He has wanted to be a Pastor for as long as I can remember. It’s been a blessing for him to be able to stretch his spiritual wings and write his own, original sermon.
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Posted in Home

Winter Storm 2/7

On 2/7, here in PA, we experienced multiple seasons in one day! What started as snow (3-5 inches), within an hour became sleet/freezing rain. An hour later it was straight rain. This alternated the same way from 4 AM until 3 PM. Crazy!!

You can see the ice hanging from power lines. Praise God- we didn’t lose power! Our lines, literally, go through the woods to connect to multiple homes. The trees, everything, had ice.

Posted in Health, Home

Winds of Change

No doubt, no one’s life is without change. This month, however, we’ve been in the midst of some mind-blowing changes. My husband has always had a bad back. I’ve known about it since we met almost 20 years ago. It has ‘gone out’ in the past. Usually, he rebounds within a week. Last year, when neck pain began, we sought a doctor’s opinion.

They called it a type of degeneration of the vertebrae in the neck. He was put on a brief stint of steroids, NSAIDs, & supplements. Things have been decent for him for a while. That is until about 2 weeks ago. We’ve had brief days of snow here. One particular day, we got almost 6 inches. He went to plow & salt a parking lot, slipped, and jarred his back. Calling home soon after, he told me, his back went out & he was hunched over.
I knew he hurt. I didn’t know how badly. He started to improve within a few days. Unfortunately, it didn’t last.

One night, I fell out of bed, face first. As I tried to get back into the bed, impeded by a 60 lb dog hogging the blanket, he got out of bed and in a freak accident, fell over me. I’d been sort of kneeling so he tripped and fell right over top of me. It hurt us both. What was the worst, was that he’d tried at the last minute to prevent the fall, forcing his back & sides to tense up.

Immediately, he was in agony. Nothing worked. No pain relievers, heat, cold, nothing. Since then, he hasn’t improved. I am on disability. He has always been the strong, super hero. Rock climbing, running with the dog, former military. I never imagined he may not be able to work. He is a contractor. His back/spine controls almost every single thing he does.

Now, we have a MRI scheduled for the 15th. I spent an hour on the phone with the Laser Spine Institute. We’re considering our options. But, he’s been saying (a lot) lately, that he may not be able to continue working. Today, our son went to work with him after his school duties were finished. How much longer he’ll be able to hold out, I don’t know.

But, I have been spending a lot of time in prayer. I’m seeking God’s guidance in every move. We would certainly have to eliminate some spending. My disability checks are a joke, if we’re being honest. They’re not even a 1/4 of what I was making working. But, I know God has kept us from every losing our home, delivered healings, pulled off the unthinkable. I’ve seen today miracles and know of Biblical ones.

Some how, this is going to work out. I have a peace I cannot explain. Will he continue working? Will we both be on disability? I can’t say yet. But, I’m buckled up, holding Jesus’ hand, and waiting to find out.

Posted in Home

Are You Ready For Winter?

Every year, winter becomes more unpredictable. Meteorologists can’t seem to keep up with the changes. At any given moment, we could be snowbound for an indefinite period of time. Last year was kind. We had snow, but nothing near where we have before. But, with uncertainty looming again this year, as a reminder to myself as well as others, I am once again compiling a list of sorts to help get everyone ready.

1. Batteries are not just for toys & remotes! How many batteries do you have on hand? Estimate how long they’ll last. Some may be generic and some brand name. Determine which items are in need of fresh batteries that can be replaced right now. If they’re iffy, change them now anyway and be ahead of the game. Make a list of any additional batteries, a week’s worth, that you’ll need.
2. Portable charging devices are our friends. We have five total. Make sure they’re charged! They’re no use to us if they’re dead. Fully charge them and then hide them, very well, from the teens! Have at least one per cell phone.
3. Lighters aren’t just for smokers. Have at least one, unopened pack, in an accessible location. We’ll get to that location in a minute. Do not open the pack for any reason other than an emergency. If you go through lighters quickly, buy a few extra $1 packs. Have one of the extra long lighters for candles.
3. Candles aren’t just pretty. Big candles burn longer. Expensive ones do, too. We’re not concerned with fragrance here. Just make sure there is at a minimum one, medium candle per room of your home. Now’s the time to place them. Never burn a candle if you’re not in the room with it. It’s chancey. Put one in room and leave it alone. Don’t burn these specific ones. Tealights are a waste in these situations. They burn too quickly to be effective.
4. A manual can opener may save the day. Believe me: it has bailed me out a few times. Put it with your lighters.
5. Make a location- a drawer, backpack, extra purse, old diaper bag- your official blizzard preparedness location. This is where you’ll stash the chargers, lighters, etc. Put it where you’ll see it everyday. A closet, a drawer, anywhere you come in contact with it every day. This way, you’ll never forget where it is. Label it. Make it off limites to anyone other than you.
6. Pet food/treats- make sure you have enough for a week. If you can swing it, either portion out a week’s worth from what you already have or buy a super small bag/cans to put in your blizzard bag. If you get samples from somewhere of treats, etc. put them in that bag, too.
7. Emergency contact numbers: who needs to know that you’re snowed in? Who needs to call you if they’re snowed in? Make the calls, send the texts, email them- get it together now. If you have elderly neighbors, be a good person. Take care of their lists with them, too.
8. Generators, kerosene heaters- if you operate these regularly, awesome. A blizzard is NOT the time to try them out for the first time. Now is! Get familiar with them. Have a full, unused, safe can of kerosene and/or gas available. Make sure you can retrieve it in a foot of snow! One year, we stored it across the property then couldn’t get through the snow to get it! Not good.
9. If you plan to use a fireplace, make sure it’s in working order. If you haven’t been able to maintain it, don’t use it.
10. If you are ready to use your fireplace, do you have a week’s worth of wood? Check your stockpile then buy or get chopping.
11. Food is an iffy thing. If you can run your fridge or stove off a generator, then you should be fine. If you can’t, make sure the pantry’s stocked. Is there a week’s worth of non-perishables? Cereal, crackers, peanut butter, etc. Check. Make a list. Shop soon. As much water as you can stockpile is essential. Buy, refill, etc. There’s never too much water.
12. If you have young children, add some things to the bag that they can do. Card games, new crayons, and thing that isn’t electronic that may keep them occupied. New books are good too. Speaking of which, make sure your reading devices are full charged when a storm is predicted. Phones too. Of course, those portable devices are fine to recharge them, but start out ahead of the game.
13. Invest in a charcoal, cheap grill. Buy a bag of charcoal, too. In a big blizzard, where there’s no power (we had a 18 day one, once), charcoal can keep you fed. It’ll be a good way to utilize perishable food too and not feel like you’re roughing it. Everyone loves grilled food. Make sure you have lighter fluid, the long lighter and a well-ventilated space.
In a pinch, your generator can run a Panini maker, etc. if needed.
14. Clothing- do you have warm clothes in the event a heating source is scare. Put extra gloves, hats, etc. in the bag. Socks, too. Make sure the kids have their gear at the ready. Stack extra blankets in a space near the bag.
15. Medicine: If you don’t get 90 day supplies, consider it. Make a list of everything you take from vitamins to pain relief. Do you have at least a week’s worth? Make sure they’re all together in case of an emergency, grab-and-go situation if you have to leave your residence. Same goes for an extra pair of glasses (we have an old pair of my son’s in the bag) and contacts + solution.
16. Copies of driver’s licenses,birth certificates, medical cards, and social security cards should also be in your bag, together. In a grab-and-go, these are always forgotten! They’re important. If applicable, do the same for vet records. Make sure you animals have their tags. If the situation warrants that you need to go to a shelter, you’ll need these on-hand.

Prepare now. Right now. Don’t wait. Twenty years of living rural, at least 10 separate blizzards, two floods and multiple ice storms have force us to get our act together. We’ve learned from out mistakes.